The Euro 2012, co-hosted by
Ukraine and Poland, will start on 8 June and I have read in news that Kiev’s
city government reveals its own psychic creature in the form of an oracle hog
who reportedly knew the mysteries of football. There was no reported name yet
for this psychic pig and has yet to prove his telepathic ability but
authorities believe that the pig has a snout for football. This pig, who was
born and raised in Ukraine, is bidding to step into the shoes of Paul in
predicting results at the Euro 2012 tournament. And this porky tipster should deliver
good results to avoid being chopped, as pork is a famous local cuisine staple.
NB: Image from wikimedia commons.
NB: Image from wikimedia commons.