Hilarious Tuesday - Keen Observer?

I grabbed this from a forum and I thought it would be good to share to everyone to kick start the week with a laugh. Read on...

Chief detective Gordon was testing 3 candidates who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first candidate John a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. `This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'

John answers, `That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he has only one eye!'

Chief says, `Well…uh... that's because the picture I showed is his side profile.'

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second candidate Jim and asks him, `This is your suspect, and how would you recognize him?'

Jim smiles and says, `Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!'

Chief angrily responds, `What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?'

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third candidate Peter and in a very testy voice asks, `This is your suspect, and how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, `Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.'

image from fit for faith

Peter looks at the picture closely for a moment and says, `The suspect wears contact lenses.'

The Chief is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. `Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

`Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?

`That's easy,' Peter replied. `He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

Funny Arrogance of Authority

I made a post yesterday that topical steroids are safe for kids with eczema and one blogger ask if I could make one article regarding nose bleed more specifically for kids. So as I was trying to gather information and in trying to dig deeper into the issue I stumble into a hilarious article called “The Arrogance of Authority”. I don’t have any offensive intention or derogatory remarks but simply sharing it as it has been shared anywhere.

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(And here’s my favorite part…!)

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ Show him your BADGE!!"


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